KTLA anchor died of meth overdose. In his ass.

[swingline]

In lieu of flowers, his family requests donations be made to the National Council on Delicious Bacon Research.

He will be missed.

Alternately, donate to the bacon wallet institute, headquarters in Louisville, KY.

 

[Chef2]

fork this guy. Why should his police report information be hidden?

You don't want your family to hear about the meth rock up your ass? Don't put a meth rock up your ass.

You must have worked for Hallmark before.

LOL

 

[Vombatus]

You must have worked for Hallmark before.

LOL

I was taken aback by Poindexter's first three words:

fork this guy.

That's apparently exactly what happened, in more ways than one.

 

[poindexter]

The cherry on top: The dude played hooky from work to meet up.

 

[JRoyal]

You don't want your family to hear about the meth rock up your ass? Don't put a meth rock up your ass.

One of the all-time greatest lines of SJ.com wisdom.

 

[justgladtobehere]

The cherry on top: The dude played hooky from work to meet up.

I like this conclusion from the investigation:

During the death investigations, officials were told Burrous, who leaves behind a wife and young daughter, did not have a history of drug or alcohol abuse, and apparently only used drugs recreationally.

He wasn't addict, at least! He only acted just like one.

 

[Batman]

I like this conclusion from the investigation:


He wasn't addict, at least! He only acted just like one.

Yeah, sorry. You don't start shoving meth rocks up your ass at your first rodeo. That's a veteran move.

 

[typefitter]

fork this guy. Why should his police report information be hidden?

You don't want your family to hear about the meth rock up your ass? Don't put a meth rock up your ass.

Maybe he fell on it.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Maybe he fell on it.

Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.

 

[CD Boogie]

Men are such animals. It's so sad but - gay or straight - every one of us has at least a small chance of going out in such a scenario,

Few things in life are guaranteed, but I guarantee there are a few ways I definitely won't die
* climbing Mount Everest
* jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
* with a rock of meth shoved up my keester

 

[poindexter]

Few things in life are guaranteed, but I guarantee there are a few ways I definitely won't die
* climbing Mount Everest
* jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
* with a rock of meth shoved up my keester

I'm willing to say that I am going to survive the Anal Meth challenge as well.

 

[Batman]

I'm willing to say that I am going to survive the Anal Meth challenge as well.

Just wait until that becomes the hot Facebook craze in the summer of 2021.