Must have been one fine Lassie

[Regan MacNeil]

 

[Della9250]

That's a heck of a quote

 

[Hermes]

Lost in all this is…people are stealing hand sanitizer in 2023? Every store is trying to give that stuff away.

Some poor person who works for the parks department was having a sleepy morning checking security tapes and had their life ruined.

 

[Vombatus]

Don't screw the pooch.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

was the dog's name "steam?"

 

[Vombatus]

PETA would like a word…

 

[Twirling Time]

Mom you're just jealous.

 

[User 1019]

Ain't got nothin' on uncle Kenny Pinyan

 

[Vombatus]

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Penn State professor on leave after found in compromising position with dog

Details incoming

 

[maumann]

Knick knack paddywhack
Give a dog a boner
This old man came rolling home.

 

[OscarMadison]

They didn't fire that chooch? Of course not. I hope he runs into one of Gym Jordan's buddies at a club shower.