My newest hero

[HC]

Man does what I've only dreamed of these many years ...

http://gothamist.com/2013/05/16/heroic_theatergoer_smashes_cell_pho.php

 

[JackReacher]

That's taking things a tad too far. A simple verbal ashault would have sufficed.

 

[dreunc1542]

I know the girl who dates that guy. He's a douchebag of the highest order. You really don't want him to be your hero.

 

[HC]

He may be a douchebag but he did something I've dreamed of for ages - not just as an audience member but as a performer.

 

[LongTimeListener]

I have visualized myself doing this at a movie theater. The last time I had to tell someone to put the phone away was at 42, and she actually did it.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I don't think he's a hero. You can't just take someone's possession. It's up to management to enforce its policies.

 

[LongTimeListener]

When they outlaw cell phones in theaters, only outlaws have cell phones in theaters.

It's long past time for the good people to defend themselves.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Not by taking someone's possession. So we're to go and puncture the tires of someone illegally in a handicapped space? Punch the mouth of someone who's talking loudly on a train? Sometimes, implications need to be thought through

 

[LongTimeListener]

Nope. On this issue and this issue alone, I am a proud vigilante. In the immortal words of Al Davis, I'd rather be right than be consistent.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Not by taking someone's possession. So we're to go and puncture the tires of someone illegally in a handicapped space? Punch the mouth of someone who's talking loudly on a train? Sometimes, implications need to be thought through

Puncturing someone's tires for parking in a handicap zone is going a bit too far.

Just pour some sugar in the gas tank.

 

[Riptide]

He shows signs of not being a good man and a better person. What a drip.

 

[Armchair_QB]

And I wonder how that would have ended if he'd done it to a guy.