That sounds like it was written by the late Bruno Kirby's Frank-loving chauffeur driver in Spinal Tap.Maybe the younger generation needs to love and lose a bit more to realize that their current pop stars don't know what life's about in the way that Frank does. Those kids will only appreciate Frank when they have known pain, had their hearts stomped upon, and had their guts run through a wringer. For it is then when they will realize that their little modern pop breakup anthems are just petulant whining and that they need to find albums like No One Cares, Where Are You and In the Wee Small Hours for greater truths about the human condition.
That'll win over the kids! Do a Tik-Tok on it!
"When you've lived and loved like Frank has, you know what life's all about."