Please allow me to interject my feelings about Mother Nature

[Batman]

Everything in the South begins in Texas.


ADD: Never mind that Guymon, Oklahoma is fixing to catch some baby batter.

 

[Twirling Time]

That brings back some Goatse trauma.

 

[MileHigh]

After a dry March in our snowiest month historically, we're starting April here in the Rockies with some thunder-snow.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

At the in-laws in Northeast Arkansas, the prediction is 15 inches of rain. Might be a rough year for rice and bean crops in the region with that much rain that early.

 

[Twirling Time]

At the in-laws in Northeast Arkansas, the prediction is 15 inches of rain. Might be a rough year for rice and bean crops in the region with that much rain that early.

So you're saying beans and rice might miss them?

 

[Batman]

Fourth weekend in a row — I think; I'm honestly losing count — that's going to have rain, bad storms, or both. My grass is weeds are already a foot tall in some spots and it looks like it'll be almost mid-April before I finally have the first cut.

 

[micropolitan guy]

After a dry March in our snowiest month historically, we're starting April here in the Rockies with some thunder-snow.

Heard it was pretty cool.

 

[Starman]

The thundersnow is here in Michigan now. Been booming for a couple hours.

 

[MileHigh]

Heard it was pretty cool.

Been a while since I've experienced it, but yes, it was pretty cool.

 

[Starman]

36 degrees now, with wind chill of 17. Forecast temperature of 63 at midnight tonight.

Next Tuesday my niece has her opening softball game. Forecast is 37 degrees and rain/sleet.

 

[Driftwood]

"Possible generational flood" hooray!

Forecast calls for 'catastrophic' floods: Where will it rain the hardest?

The heaviest rain is likely in a swath from Arkansas to Ohio, where many areas should see more than a foot of rain by the time the storm ends Sunday.

www.usatoday.com

With meteorologists using words such as "generational," "historic," and "life-threatening," the forecast for heavy rain and flooding in the central U.S. over the next few days is looking dire.
"This isn't routine," the National Weather Service in Memphis said. "This is a rare, high-impact, and potentially devastating event. Heavy rainfall will likely lead to widespread river, flash, and areal flooding."
The heaviest rain is likely in a swath from Arkansas to Ohio, where many areas should see more than a foot of rain by the time the storm ends on Sunday.

 

[Starman]

Call FEMA... oh, never mind.