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[BurnsWhenIPee]

Heard some legend where when she was at Mizzou, she took a class where she was in a Spanish lab with Brad Pitt. The third guy was some guy who ended up a high school biology teacher or something.

Figure the odds of it being true are like 2 percent, but for that third guy to have cool stories about a brush with eventual celebrities, I'd like to think it's true.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

Lance Armstrong, Kid Rock and Clapton. Jesus.

I guess she couldn't find Kyle Rittenhouse's number.

nothing but applause on that

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Lance Armstrong, Kid Rock and Clapton. Jesus.

I guess she couldn't find Kyle Rittenhouse's number.

Van Morrison, Ted Nugent and Gene Simmons apparently didn't RSVP on the gang bang.

 

[I Should Coco]

Van Morrison, Ted Nugent and Gene Simmons apparently didn't RSVP on the gang bang.

A coworker my age and I have shown photos of KISS in their 1970s prime to our younger coworkers — people my kids age, in their mid-20s.

What disgusts them much more than the makeup and costumes is the amount of chest hair. Apparently that's a no-can-do for young women these days!

 

[swingline]

Take me as I am, middling chest hair and all.