Seeking sports reporter who can lay down a suicide squeeze bunt

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We're building a top 10 APSE community sports section and website, and we're looking for a candidate who wants to grow with us. First and foremost, you must be a strong storyteller. You know sports is about people, not statistics. Other key skills: social media, video, copy editing. Ability to speak Spanish a plus. We are a progressive, family-owned company that sees the opportunities for growth. A 25,000-circulation daily in South Texas about 30 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, our newspaper is close to the beach and to Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Christi and Houston. This is a full-time position with full company benefits. To join our team, send your resume, work samples and cover letter to the Victoria Advocate, attention Editor Chris Cobler, ccobler@vicad.com or mail to 311 E. Constitution, Victoria, TX 77901.

 

[studthug12]

Looking to grow but running a suicide squeeze?

 

[TexasVet]

Looking to grow but running a suicide squeeze?

Yes. Their company softball league allows them to both bunt and steal. It's the new thing these days.

 

[Ice9]

Victoria, Texas? Sweet. Is there any Stone Cold Steve Austin coverage involved?

 

[studthug12]

Stone Cold coverage could be quite a battle with The Corporation

 

[gravehunter]

who is the runner at third base for the suicide-squeeze, Benji Molina or Billy Hamilton?

 

[Garrett Miley]

I'm not sure about the suicide squeeze, but I'd bunt for a hit with one out in the eighth inning to break up a perfect game

 

[georgealfano]

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now;
Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do ya need me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will ya please me, will you take me for life?
Will ya love me, will ya make me your wife?

 

[Riptide]

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now;
Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do ya need me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will ya please me, will you take me for life?
Will ya love me, will ya make me your wife?

If you're gonna throw lyrics at us, how about getting it right?

I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy
For the rest of my life?
Will you take me away
And will you make me your wife?

 

[georgealfano]

I figured I had a couple lines wrong. Serves me right for relying on my memory. Thanks for the help. You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Earthman]

Why should I lay down a bunt skip?
Because Stone Cold Says do......

Clearly the GM of this organization is not into sabremetrics

 

[studthug12]

How about a safety squeeze?
Coach Stone Cold: