To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish

[dixiehack]

My man out here living his best life.

The 42-year-old man was reported to be acting erratically and drove a vehicle into a pole in the store parking lot.

After the crash, he got out of his vehicle, took off his clothes, ran into the Bass Pro Shop and jumped into the aquarium.

Video taken by bystanders showed the man do a cannonball into the aquarium and later stand under the waterfall.

https://www.al.com/news/2024/01/man...-aquarium-and-knocks-himself-unconscious.html

 

[Songbird]

TikTok'ers gotta up their game to go viral.

 

[maumann]

If that ain't the words to a country song in three months, Nashville's doing it wrong.

 

[Songbird]

Fish Men North of Fishkill?

 

[The Big Ragu]

 

[Songbird]

It ain't coke that makes you do that.

 

[garrow]

Make Aquariums Great Again

 

[Sam Mills 51]

There has to be a more subtle way of saying you want to meet Charles Barkley.

 

[Driftwood]

It's a shame a big gar didn't bite his worm.

 

[HanSenSE]

Book him into the jail in Vegas. We can form our next Olympic tandem diving team.

 

[micropolitan guy]

After the crash, he got out of his vehicle, took off his clothes, ran into the Bass Pro Shop and jumped into the aquarium. Video taken by bystanders showed the man do a cannonball into the aquarium and later stand under the waterfall.

Shouting "I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob."

 

[swingline]

C'mon, man, everybody knows long-dead Paul was the walrus.