Carson Beck: Welcome to Miami

[hondo]

Dude and his girlfriend get THREE cars stolen in one night. Beck's were his now-famous Lambo and a Mercedes:

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Two observations:
1. Is the Mercedes the car he drives to Publix to pick up a couple of subs?
2. I drive a Mazda 30 with 41,000 miles on it. The car alarm can be heard for a block. Wouldn't a Lambo and Benz have better security systems than that? Unless the dumb shirt left the keys to both cars on the front seat, how the heck does some steal three cars from the same residence in one night? They're either the best car-theft crew in South Florida (likely a deep field) or something's wrong with this picture. He makes too much to get something repoed, doesn't he?

 

[dixiehack]

When I hear a car alarm, nowhere in my top two dozen thoughts is the idea that somebody might be stealing a car.

 

[Twirling Time]

AirTags are your amigo.

 

[Batman]

The crew's ringleader:

 

[wicked]

Now I have the song stuck in my head.

 

[wicked]

When I hear a car alarm, nowhere in my top two dozen thoughts is the idea that somebody might be stealing a car.

About 10 years ago I was watching my mom's place in the city. It worked out well because I worked overnights down the street and it saved me a long drive home. I get back at 8 am on a Sunday, and this car alarm is blaring. It went for five minutes, stopped for a bit and resumed. This cycle repeated itself endlessly. It took me a couple hours to go to sleep. Eventually it stops, but resumes mid-afternoon and wakes me up. I finally call the police station, and they're like "the owners are apparently out of town and people have been complaining since yesterday." I would've lost my shirt about 10 minutes in. They finally towed it. I reckon those folks got their tires slashed once they returned and picked up the car from the tow lot.