What NOT to put in a help wanted ad, Deadspin edition

[goalmouth]

I see the effort to reestablish its bona fides still has a ways to go...LOL

 

[Songbird]

This has smallpotatoes written all over it but he'll throw out the first draft of his CV and won't try again.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

They also apparently used job descriptions written by people they loathed and thought had the wrong vision for the company.

Spanfeller is a herb.