YMCA B-Baller Watches The VMAs

[YMCA B-Baller]

It's on in my house. Has nothing to do with having a 20-something kid in the house. After all I'm ...

Give or take a few years ...

Whatever. I am nothing if not at the very tip of the penis of pop sensibility, so ride with me as you take you through all that is cool in 2024.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Post Malone looks like someone borrowed his head to do a scientific equation.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Oh and in case any of you fellow Gen Xers long for the days when the VMAs were relevant to you? Know that they have always sucked.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

This may come as a shock, but Taylor Swift - THAT CAT-EATING LIBTARD! - won the first VMA.

It may also come as a shock that they still have videos! Hey-oh! Gen X bitterness in the house!

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Megan Thee Stallion is on the fast-track to hosting the New Year's Eve countdown show within the next decade.

 

[dixiehack]

I feel like YouTube saved the music video genre after it was on life support.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

The general acceptance of BDSM imagery is kinda depressing. Not because I disapprove, hardly, but some of the allure is taken away when it's kind of mainstream, no?

Break into discussion groups.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Vaguely attractive man with acoustic guitar. It's a more reliable economic model for success than caskets.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

So they're working performances into the ads, huh? We didn't need that shirt in 1984!

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Hey kids! It's Cyndi Lauper. She's one of the elder stateswomen.

I'm going to go off myself.

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

Spittake!

SABRINA CARPENTER!

 

[YMCA B-Baller]

My daughter has the "Short 'n Sweet" album and I have heard it in its entirety.

I unironically dig.