The Daily Stripes Thread

[mpcincal]

"But you can't leave; all the plants are gonna die."

I always liked to say that to a co-worker whenever he/she was about to take a day off or go on vacation.

 

[Deskgrunt50]

I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning, ya know?

 

[justgladtobehere]

"Slight weight problem."

"I swallow a lot of aggression."

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Well I got the ship kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

 

[ChrisLong]

When John Candy was getting ready to mud wrestle two women, the other guy eggs him on: "YOU CAN DO IT!!"
I've been known to say that on the golf course when one of the guys in my group is trying to go 250 yards over water to reach a green.