A legend puts down the knife and fork

[YMCA B-Baller]

First time I had Nathan's in NYC, I was underwhelmed.

Then, I gave it a few years, tried them again, and I was still underwhelmed.

Third time? Didn't click. So they are officially shirt.

I have a general animus to beef hot dogs anyway so that doesn't help their cause.

 

[ChrisLong]

Jam a Costco hot dog down their throats and watch those jackwads choke.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Jam a Costco hot dog down their throats and watch those jackwads choke.

"And the winner of the Costco hot dog eating contest is Chris Long with...two?"

 

[Octave]

Reliving the legendary 2007 bout.

 

[jr/shotglass]

This is more TV than the contest, but does the WWL really care so little that they will show the result of the event during a tape-delay broadcast of said event?

Yes, I know it happens all the time. But it just seems to me like that's thumbing their nose at the audience.

 

[Slacker]

Reliving the legendary 2007 bout.

Christ, WTF is that? It's not even a video!

fork you, YouTube! (And not you, Farty.)
This is just some jackwad's running monologue.

 

[dixiehack]

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

So he's gonna win again next year and Chestnut is gonna come back in '26?

 

[DanOregon]

Chestnut almost equaled today's winner in half the time at his Fort Bliss event - of course vegan hot dogs go down easier.

 

[Big Circus]

https://clickhole.com/historic-for-...t-dog-has-won-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/

Since the eating competition began in 1972, every winner of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been a man or a woman – until now, with this year's title going to a 6.75" hot dog that lodged itself in the throat of competitive eating rookie Anthony Diletti, 48, of Staten Island, and suffocated him to death before he was able to finish it. As Diletti's very first hot dog of the event, this stunning upset was determined by a rare stipulation in the eating contest's official rulebook, which states that if "a Nathan's Famous hot dog holds a competitor's score to zero, the contest is immediately concluded, and said hot dog is deemed victor."

 

[DanOregon]

Nathan's Lemonade Drinking Contest Goes Horribly Wrong as Competitor Hurls During Celebration

 

[ChrisLong]

Chestnut almost equaled today's winner in half the time at his Fort Bliss event - of course vegan hot dogs go down easier.

What did he do for dessert, go out to the pasture and graze?