A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[audreyld]

To whom it may concern,

I am still awake and not happy about it.

Regards,

Girl who got up at 4:45 this morning.

 

[Diabeetus]

Dear Guy Who Looks Like Frasier In the Newsroom,

Please don't correct me on headline specs until you look at an updated version on the page. It really makes you look like an ass when I point that out to you because I'm 40 years younger. Better luck next time on your attempt to feel significant.

-Diabeetus

 

[Songbird]

Dear dirty rotten biscuit cheating husbands of the world,

You all suck!

Sincerely,

K soon to get rid of this forking G

Dear Distraught KG, darlin',

Watch this for some aggression.



Sincerely,
Xan

 

[KG]

Dear Xan,

Don't be planting any ideas in my head now. My sweet card is already taking a leave of absence.

K

 

[Diabeetus]

Sorry

 

[sportschick]

Dear KG,

I know some unsavory characters. If you need their "assistance," let me know.

Yours in sisterhood,

SC

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Dear SJ Nation, Lauren Graham is on Conan after these commercials
Yours in covert alerting,
ME

 

[Diabeetus]

Dear Frasier Wannabe-

Come over to my station again, and I will throw something at you. This was your fourth trip tonight. Get over yourself.

-Diabeetus

 

[KG]

Dear KG,

I know some unsavory characters. If you need their "assistance," let me know.

Yours in sisterhood,

SC

And let them have all the fun? Nah, but thanks for the offer.

K. Maybe I'll just get a symbol and be the poster formally known as KG

 

[Cadet]

Dear board,

No wonder I've been pressured to consider law school. Never mind that I was a lousy student ...

Oh well ...

SM51

Dear Sam,

I've heard that same line as well. Perhaps we need to start a campaign to convince parents that being a sports writer/editor/desker/photog IS a real job?

In solidarity,
Cadet

 

[Kritter47]

Dear myself,

Signing up to play in this hockey game tomorrow was a really, really dumb idea. You haven't so much as skated in eight months or played in a year. You will look stupid, fall down a lot and probably get hurt.

But boy will it be a blast.

I hope you're proud of yourself,
Kritter

 

[KG]

Dear Kritter,

That sounds like a blast!

K