A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[Platyrhynchos]

Dear 2MCM —

I noticed that on the previous page you posted about the extremely nice-looking waitress, and then a few posts later you mention the word "trim."

Coincidence?

Inquisitivelyly,

Platy

P.S. — Has the forker been caught yet?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Dear hit-and-run mofo,

You did this to my car.

Admittedly, it's not much damage and at least I wasn't in the car, but it's the principle of the thing. Creep.

Dear 2MCM,

I know what you're saying ... it's not that it will break you. It's that we live with scumbags who think doing this is OK.

A co-worker did something similar when she backed into my vehicle a couple of years ago. Not only did she NOT pay - after saying she would - but she also was the type that once questioned if someone was "living right" and told another he didn't know the first name of his preacher.

A hypocrite of the highest order ... and one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever dealt with.

Time will hopefully heal your wounds. A body shop can do the same for your machine.

Take care ...

SM51

 

[Songbird]

Hey, yo, guy, who ate pizza with me and watched a national TV reporter puke that day,

It's good to hear from you again. Truly.

Best,
Xan

 

[KG]

Dear apartment complex owners in the Metro Atlanta area,

Christalmighty! Why do you want to charge so much for a ghetto-ass one bedroom apartment? Are you smoking crack? I have a tent the size of one of the apartments that wanted $600 a month. A TENT! Good grief!

Still looking,

K

 

[Tom Petty]

Dear K,

Could be worse. Last place I looked, in the new city where I work now, quoted me $1,030 for a one-bedroom place. Ouch.

Buck-Dub

dear buck,

so did you go for the 3-bedroom jobbie?



hugs,


tomas

 

[Angola!]

dear gola,

you've been a busy boy.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

I know. I finally repassed you in the standings.

Yours,
Angola!

dear gola,

wow. quality time on the board.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

Never said it was quality time, just that I passed you.

Yours,
Angola!

 

[Tom Petty]

dear gola,

you've been a busy boy.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

I know. I finally repassed you in the standings.

Yours,
Angola!

dear gola,

wow. quality time on the board.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

Never said it was quality time, just that I passed you.

Yours,
Angola!

dear gola,

you sell yourself short.



hugs,


tomas

 

[Angola!]

dear gola,

you've been a busy boy.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

I know. I finally repassed you in the standings.

Yours,
Angola!

dear gola,

wow. quality time on the board.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

Never said it was quality time, just that I passed you.

Yours,
Angola!

dear gola,

you sell yourself short.



hugs,


tomas

Dear Tom,

Normally I would say you keed, but in this instance, I know I am hated, yet I continue to post and run myself higher toward the "greats" of SportsJournalists.com.
I look forward to one day soon being in the same posting echelon of the "greats" of SportsJournalists.com, yet being hated, so it will just be amusing.

Yours,
Angola!

 

[Kritter47]

Dear self,

Could you please snap out of the depressive sulking every other night? You get that you hate this town and the people in it. You get that one of your bosses is a complete forkwit of a person who only got married because he thought he was so awesome he needed to procreate. Reminding yourself of that every other night only serves to drag out the hours in a town where time already crawls by.

Also, this talking to yourself thing makes people nervous. So just listen to yourself, and you'll stop.

That is all,
Kritter

 

[Angola!]

Dear Angola!,

I know you live in a shirtty town in America, but you saw plenty of pretty women tonight, so you should get over it.
Plus, the paper you work at is pretty good, so you shouldn't be to bitter.
Also, your boss is sketchy - well, actually, that is a complete an utter lie, but he did procreate so he must suck!

Yours, Angola!

 

[Tom Petty]

Dear Angola!,

I know you live in a shirtty town in America, but you saw plenty of pretty women tonight, so you should get over it.
Plus, the paper you work at is pretty good, so you shouldn't be to bitter.
Also, your boss is sketchy - well, actually, that is a complete an utter lie, but he did procreate so he must suck!

Yours, Angola!

dear gola,

naw, your boss sucks.



hugs,



tomas

 

[amraeder]

Dear Angola,
I'm with you. Down with procreation!!

Joining the cause,
AMR