All liberals hate America. If it were up to them, Osama bin Laden would be president. They will deny it publically, but it is true. They also hate soldiers. And think they should die. Also, liberals, if they had their way, would burn down churches. I heard when they are alone in their homes, liberals wipe their asses with the Bible. If you vote for a Democrat, it means you personally have killed babies and would prefer to have sex with animals. On a blog somewhere, I read some liberals tried to watch football once, but mid-way through the second quarter, they changed the channel because their favorite program, How Queers Want to Have Sex With Muslims In Front Of Your Children And Post It On The Internet, was on. If you cut open the heart of a liberal, all you will find is some black goo that smells like Taco Bell left out in the sun. A friend of mine says that he won't send his children to public school because the teachers' union forces 9-year-olds to sodomize one another while they watch because it's the only way a liberal can achieve an erection. If fact, have you seen Drudge today? He has a picture, given to him by a very reliable source, that proves liberals are actually werewolves who thirst for the blood of the righteous. Noam Chomsky is actually a spy, and Bill Clinton never actually wore pants during any of his press conferences, and the only reason you didn't hear about it is because Dee Dee Myers made reporters who weren't completely loyal to the liberal agenda actually sit in the auxiliary press room, across the street, which I'm told is decorated with pictures of Jane Fonda teabagging Ho Chi Min. If Che Guevara were alive today, he and Howard Dean would be lovers.
forking liberals.
