Ashley Harkleroad in Playboy

[dooley_womack1]

She's got a pretty face, but apparently, when God was handing out boobs, she stepped out of line.

Maybe, but you can be sure God made those perky little things super sensitive.

Rumple will fill you in.

 

[JackReacher]

Rarely will I say this about a woman in Playboy, celebrity or not:

She's pretty, but I have slept with hotter women than her.

Bullshirt!

 

[three_bags_full]

Rarely will I say this about a woman in Playboy, celebrity or not:

She's pretty, but I have slept with hotter women than her.

Bullshirt!

Second.

 

[shotglass]

This is a true story. I was sitting on the toilet, losing weight, at my sister's house, reading my brother-in-law's Playboy. I forget which issue it was, but it had an interview with Matt Damon. I found the interview when I was almost done, but there I stayed, fixated on this interview with Damon. At the time, I was focused on everything Kevin Smith-related, so I wanted to see if he name-dropped Silent Bob or Affleck. I completely lost track of time.

My sister knocked on the door and asked if I was OK. "Yeah," I said. "How long have I been in here?" "About a half-hour," she said.

I was stunned. So I got up, slowly because it hurt, cleaned myself and took the magazine out to the living room to finish the article. It hurt sitting for the rest of that afternoon.

WTF, dude

Did you really just post that? And you really thought people would want to hear that story?

I didn't see anything that was worth that reaction ...

 

[beardpuller]

I shouldn't try to speak for anyone else, but I will say sometimes I think there's a generational disconnect on this board ... some of us old folk just can't imagine posting about taking a dump, or anything real intimate about our kids or our wives, but I think if you're under, say, 30, maybe it just doesn't occur to you NOT to post on that stuff.

 

[DemoChristian]

He posted about reading, not dumping.
Sorry if your over-active imagination filled in the details he left out.

 

[poindexter]

There are people on this board who are absolutely fascinated by mikegd's life and can't get enough of it.

If you are going to tell a personal dump story, shouldn't it at least be interesting? What are we supposed to get out of that? That you "cleaned" yourself?

 

[DemoChristian]

Wow. There's a new standard for posting on this board, apparently.
Who can live up to it?
Not I.

 

[Boomer7]

I shouldn't try to speak for anyone else, but I will say sometimes I think there's a generational disconnect on this board ... some of us old folk just can't imagine posting about taking a dump, or anything real intimate about our kids or our wives, but I think if you're under, say, 30, maybe it just doesn't occur to you NOT to post on that stuff.

The fact that the person objecting to this tale said, "WTF, dude," suggests that the disconnect might not be too generational.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Well, I say WTF, without the "dude," so maybe I'm in a gray area.

 

[Ace]

This thread has gone in a completely unexpected direction.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

I usually wipe first, then get up. But, I can respect mikey for having his own system.