Come fap with me, fap oh fap away… (NSFW)

[Killick]

Southwest Pashenger Arrested for Masturbating FOUR Times During Flight

Not once, not twice… four times. "When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour…"

Egads. A different story also referred to him licking his fingers between sessions.

 

[Batman]

You are now free to ejaculate about the country.

 

[HanSenSE]

Can we get a NSFW warning in the header?

 

[Starman]

Southwest Pashenger Arrested for Masturbating FOUR Times During Flight

Not once, not twice… four times. "When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour…"

Egads. A different story also referred to him licking his fingers between sessions.

 

[Matt1735]

Can we get a NSFW warning in the header?

Like the word FAP didn't make it obvious!

 

[micropolitan guy]

Makes one long for the good old days, when pashengers could choose "smoking" or "non-smoking" sections.

I guess the jack-on indicator got changed to jack-off.

Coffee, tea, or master B?

The hell with "Gotta get away?" We've changed to, "Gotta get off?"

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[dixiehack]

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"I just flew in from Seattle and boy are my arms tired!"

 

[Starman]

Fasten your trouser belts.

 

[Batman]

If you thought the guy kicking the back of your seat was bad ...

 

[heyabbott]

Group B?