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[Azrael]

Worth asking what the oxygen mix in the cabin was like while all this was going on.

Hypoxia might account for some of the bad decision-making here, including her sleepy-seeming response to him.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

"Got an airplane for sale. It's a Westinghouse airplane. Good shape....there's just some jizz stains on the seats."

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Worth asking what the oxygen mix in the cabin was like while all this was going on.

Hypoxia might account for some of the bad decision-making here, including her sleepy-seeming response to him.

I suspect an abundance of ethanol rather than a lack of oxygen.

 

[Woody Long]

"Got an airplane for sale. It's a Westinghouse airplane. Good shape....there's just some jizz stains on the seats."

You see, my grandson, he just learned how to pump off...

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

You see, my grandson, he just learned how to pump off...

And he's been spraying all over coach."

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Those annuals from Western High School were just too ribald.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"Please fasten your seatbelts and make sure your ding-dongs are in their full, upright position."

 

[Starman]

 

[HanSenSE]

Now, if this plane had been bound for Hawaii ...

 

[Matt1735]

He should be charged with skyjacking...

 

[wicked]

I can't imagine a woman who would simply shrug her shoulders if a stranger sitting next to her on the plane asked if she minded that he masturbate.

"Are you forking kidding me right now? Of course I mind," is the only correct answer.

It read to me as though she was being caustic. "You're just gonna do it anyway, leave me the fork alone."

 

[jlee]

Scam? They're buds. He jerks. She sues. They split the quarter million.

Not saying no one is that stupid or desperate, but 125k can barely get you a single-wide these days.