Crazy neighbors

[Pastor]

Ring his doorbell and confront him. Ask him what he claims is so "unhealthy" about living below you. Find out what his problem really is.

Of course, you should definitely bring up the point about your car's transmission dying. Ask him why he assumed that your car is parked in such a manner as to purposely annoy him.

The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

Ring the doorbell and confront him. When he's forced to address you face to face it is extremely likely that he will either back down on certain stances or you will be able to better understand why the guy is so damn crazy.

 

[alleyallen]

Write him a note letting him know it's his imaginary friend who's causing all his health problems. Help him out by telling him you've seen his imaginary friend at work and you've told the cops. They're sending a sketch artist over right now.

 

[SoSueMe]

Ring his doorbell and confront him. Ask him what he claims is so "unhealthy" about living below you. Find out what his problem really is.

Of course, you should definitely bring up the point about your car's transmission dying. Ask him why he assumed that your car is parked in such a manner as to purposely annoy him.

The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

Ring the doorbell and confront him. When he's forced to address you face to face it is extremely likely that he will either back down on certain stances or you will be able to better understand why the guy is so damn crazy.

Or, he will be the one holding a claw hammer . . . behind his back . . . willing to use it . . . on you.

 

[alleyallen]

Ring his doorbell and confront him. Ask him what he claims is so "unhealthy" about living below you. Find out what his problem really is.

Of course, you should definitely bring up the point about your car's transmission dying. Ask him why he assumed that your car is parked in such a manner as to purposely annoy him.

The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

Ring the doorbell and confront him. When he's forced to address you face to face it is extremely likely that he will either back down on certain stances or you will be able to better understand why the guy is so damn crazy.

Or, he will be the one holding a claw hammer . . . behind his back . . . willing to use it . . . on you.

Was about to suggest that very thing, but didn't want to have back-to-back posts.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

Maybe the two doctors he spoke to are Dr. Seuss and Dr. Pepper.

 

[Armchair_QB]

The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

Maybe the two doctors he spoke to are Dr. Seuss and Dr. Pepper.

It's Dr Pepper.

 

[JR]

Buy an extra deadbolt.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Buy an extra deadbolt.

Then put it in a sock and club this asshole over the head with it.

 

[MC Sports Guy]

next time, just completely park in his space. If you're going to get scolded, there may as well be a reason for it.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

Maybe the two doctors he spoke to are Dr. Seuss and Dr. Pepper.

It's Dr Pepper.

Hmmm. Next time I go to a restaurant, I'm asking for a "durr pepper".

 

[Ace]

next time, just completely park in his space. If you're going to get scolded, there may as well be a reason for it.

Actually, I think it would be funny to park just over his line again and have him call the cops and explain that you are taking up the space of the car he doesn't have.

 

[slappy4428]

next time, just completely park in his space. If you're going to get scolded, there may as well be a reason for it.

Actually, the way to handle it is park in his space and leave a note on his door saying that next time (Neighbor's) car is park in his spot, he's going to call the police and have it towed....