Ethan Albright -- worst rated player on Madden -- Calls out John! (funny)

[Jeff_Rake]

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1

Good stuff.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Re: Ethan Allen -- worst rated player on Madden -- Calls out John! (funny)

Ethan Albright, not Allen.

But anyway, is this phoreal?

 

[Gomer]

Re: Ethan Allen -- worst rated player on Madden -- Calls out John! (funny)

No KY, it appears to be written by a Juan Turlington out of Ohio. Good stuff.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Yeah, that was good. Although I fully expect John Madden has ingested his fair share of red pubes in his life already.

 

[shotglass]

I would say that is pish-myself funny ... but then Madden would probably rate my awareness about four points below Rod Smart.

 

[doubledown68]

That was faaaaan-tastic.

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

That's pretty damn funny.

 

[colonelmustard]

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

And from the what-are-the-odds-of-this-department: Mrs. Mustard once taught piano to Ethan Albright's kids. I shirt you not.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Wow...I'm in tears right now. forking hilarious.

I enjoyed this, though it doesn't hold a candle to the "red pubes" line.

When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks.

 

[Space Monkey]

I have to agree with the Colonel.

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

That was forking hilarious. Brilliant.

 

[outofplace]

forking brilliant