Freeman channels his inner Rhoden

[Starman]

freeman on villanova-pitt

worst lead ever?

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/11562036

By Mike Freeman
CBSSports.com National Columnist

BOSTON -- Oh ... my ... God.

I can't believe what I just saw.

Thrilling, stunning, beautiful, grand, better than sex with triplets.

That would be a fireable line at about 88% of all newspapers across the nation, and not because they're repressed, hung-up, backwards, etc etc.

heck, why stop with "triplets," why not go for "nice, juicy, 14-year-old triplets."

Once you pass about the age of 17, there's some shirt you don't say out loud anymore.

Back to the original article: he's right.

 

[BYH]

A great point by Shockey re: the odiousness and hypocrisy of that line coming from someone who is always the first to point out when something offends his delicate sensibilities.

And really, the first 10 words of that lede? Seriously? That's high school stuff.

 

[pallister]

oh ... my ... god.

freeman sucks.

That cracked me up.

 

[dooley_womack1]

freeman on villanova-pitt

worst lead ever?

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/11562036

By Mike Freeman
CBSSports.com National Columnist

BOSTON -- Oh ... my ... God.

I can't believe what I just saw.

Thrilling, stunning, beautiful, grand, better than sex with triplets.

That would be a fireable line at about 88% of all newspapers across the nation, and not because they're repressed, hung-up, backwards, etc etc.

heck, why stop with "triplets," why not go for "nice, juicy, 14-year-old triplets."

Once you pass about the age of 17, there's some shirt you don't say out loud anymore.

Back to the original article: he's right.

Depends. Were they C-cups?

 

[SockPuppet]

Wonder if Kelly Whiteside is OK with Freeman writing about sex with triplets.