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Hard to believe the OompaLoompas weren't involved.

Because of a frickin' long-standing dispute over a shared road. Amazed the byline wasn't rural Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina or Florida.

Robert Frost shakes his head sadly and wonders why they just didn't build a spite fence like other millionaires.
 
Spite fence? Connie Mack just arose from the dead and knows not why.
 
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a brand new puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety diss
All of you schmucks now listen to this

What do you get when you fly into rage?
A thread on SJ and a New York Post page
If you can't share a Caribbean beach
Gendarmes will have a point to preach

There's no rum drinks in the joint

Oompa loompa doompety doll
All that you need is to not be Rand Paul
You can live like millionaires too
Like the oompa loompa doompety do...
 

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