Hipster doofuses (doofi?) ruin everything, part 1,339

[joe]

PBR was in fashion long before so-called trucker hats.
And where I grew up, we just called them summer hats because they weren't as hot as regular, non-mesh hats. First time I heard the term "trucker hat" was about two years ago, and I had no idea what the fork it meant until I saw some person that our society regurgitates as a celebrity wearing one.

 

[Cadet]

Outing alert: Joe is a redneck!

 

[busuncle]

I love Boone's Farm.

There, I said it.

It's the best "It tastes too sweet to really be alcohol, so I can chug the whole bottle and then feel slightly tipsy" drunk out there.

fork all y'all.

I agree.

I'm not a wine person (a shock, I know), but Boone's was a good drink-from-the-bottle-and-get-drunk wine in college.

 

[Ace]

I can't comment on the taste of Boone's Farm wine because I can't keep it down.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I love Boone's Farm.

There, I said it.

It's the best "It tastes too sweet to really be alcohol, so I can chug the whole bottle and then feel slightly tipsy" drunk out there.

fork all y'all.

I agree.

I'm not a wine person (a shock, I know), but Boone's was a good drink-from-the-bottle-and-get-drunk wine in college.

There are wine critics and connoisseurs all over the country collapsing in a strange sort of cardiac arrest right at this moment and they know not why.

 

[finishthehat]

Does this mean I should buy stock in whoever owns Annie Greensprings?

 

[Chef]

Here.........a wine recipe for ya.

Take out your penis (if you have one)

place one hand on said penis---extract urine into big glass bottle

then.....find a half empty bottle of wine around the house.......

mix together.....

enjoy.

 

[slappy4428]

Here.........a wine recipe for ya.

Take out your penis (if you have one)

place one hand on said penis---extract urine into big glass bottle

then.....find a half empty bottle of wine around the house.......

mix together.....

enjoy.

ummmm, let me get right on that

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Here.........a wine recipe for ya.

Take out your penis (if you have one)

place one hand on said penis---extract urine into big glass bottle

then.....find a half empty bottle of wine around the house.......

mix together.....

enjoy.

There are wine critics and connoisseurs all over the country throwing up right at this moment and they know not why.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Here.........a wine recipe for ya.

Take out your penis (if you have one)

place one hand on said penis---extract urine into big glass bottle

then.....find a half empty bottle of wine around the house.......

mix together.....

enjoy.

I'm detecting hints of asparagus.

 

[Ace]

Here.........a wine recipe for ya.

Take out your penis (if you have one)

place one hand on said penis---extract urine into big glass bottle

then.....find a half empty bottle of wine around the house.......

mix together.....

enjoy.

I'm detecting hints of asparagus.

With a nutty boquet

 

[Armchair_QB]

Here.........a wine recipe for ya.

Take out your penis (if you have one)

place one hand on said penis---extract urine into big glass bottle

then.....find a half empty bottle of wine around the house.......

mix together.....

enjoy.

I'm detecting hints of asparagus.

With a nutty boquet

Supple, yet flaccid.