I have a terrible confession to make

[TigerVols]

At the shop, and a woman sitting next to me gestures for me to take off my headphones and then asks me what I'm doing.

"I'm a writer. I'm writing. I was writing."

Blah blah blah, she tells me she's a writer, too. She points at the note pad in front of her as evidence. I look down at it.

I ship you not, the sum total of her's day work, in giant letters, was: "I am the most wonderful person I have ever met."

Headphones went back on in record time. God bless Dr. Bose.

Shouldn't you have treated the ghostwriter of Donald Trump's autobiography with more respect?

 

[Slacker]

Ask her how many cats she has.

 

[typefitter]

Was grinding a little today and put this on a loop. Soaring now:



May the universe bless music and the witches and warlocks who make it.

 

[Lugnuts]

Starbucks has amazingly fast free Wifi, and that fact might be a huge factor in saving journalism.

Spent 8 straight hrs in the Wimbledon Starbucks recently.

It's amazing what goes on there in an 8-hour day.

 

[Hermes]

You're all going to be sorry when "I Am the Most Wonderful Person I Have Ever Met" becomes the best-selling book in America.

 

[Buck]

I'll confess that I consider myself one of the five funniest people I have known.

 

[YankeeFan]

I'll confess that I consider myself one of the five funniest people I have known.

There's no way that @MisterCreosote doesn't also believe that.

 

[Buck]

But in my case, I'm right!

 

[Buck]

but now I'm confused as to whether that means that I am very funny
or that I have known fewer funny people than average

 

[MisterCreosote]

There's no way that @MisterCreosote doesn't also believe that.

Not since I got soft.

 

[Fly]

Not since I got soft.

 

[typefitter]

You're all going to be sorry when "I Am the Most Wonderful Person I Have Ever Met" becomes the best-selling book in America.

Her name is Susan. So let's see.