MASTERS running thread

[D-3 Fan]

Best moment of the telecast:

Tiger: ``What the heck was that?''


Yes, even better than Sabbatini's ridiculous eagle putt on 8.

LMAO on the that one. Tiger has never won a major when he is in the last group and trailing. He's so forking pissed off right now, I have to chuckle and enjoy this one.

That sumbitch needs a double eagle or a hole in one. That ain't gonna happen.

Bring back Gary McCord. If Kostis is going to suck gonads, might as well bring back the bikini wax reference again.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

i have a bad feeling Zach Johnson is an unabashed Jesus freak.

You have a feeling?

You mean HAD a feeling, before that interview. Right?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Somewhat off topic...

Why do fans wear golf shoes to golf tournaments? I never have understood that.

 

[Highway 101]

Tiger looks tired and beaten on No. 18 tee.

Would the word "CHOKE" apply?

 

[MileHigh]

Tiger was second in the 2005 U.S. Open and second in the 2002 PGA.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Tiger looks tired and beaten on No. 18 tee.

Would the word "CHOKE" apply?

If Tiger said it, sure.

From Joe forking Q. Greasy T-shirt sportswriter, though?

Tall mug of STFU waiting at the end of the bar.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

From Zach Johnson's bio

FULL NAME: Zach Johnson
HEIGHT: 5-11
WEIGHT: 160
BIRTHDATE: February 24, 1976
BIRTHPLACE: Iowa City, IA
RESIDENCE: Lake Mary, FL
FAMILY: Wife, Kimala
EDUCATION: Drake University (1998, Business Management/Marketing)
SPECIAL INTERESTS: Movies, all sports, downhill skiing, relaxing with wife and friends, University of Iowa athletics
TURNED PROFESSIONAL: 1998
JOINED TOUR: 2004
EXEMPT STATUS: No. 1 on 2003 Nationwide Tour money list

Began playing golf at age 10...Biggest thrill in golf was winning the 2003 Rheem Classic...Lists his father and mother among his heroes...Father is a chiropractor...Married Kim Barclay on Feb. 8, 2003...Huge Iowa Hawkeye football and basketball fan...

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Tiger was second in the 2005 U.S. Open and second in the 2002 PGA.

buck occasionally has trouble with the facts.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

i have a bad feeling Zach Johnson is an unabashed Jesus freak.

You have a feeling?

You mean HAD a feeling, before that interview. Right?

No, the interview is just the beginning.

I expect this man to quote scripture in a few minutes.

 

[MileHigh]

Somewhat off topic...

Why do fans wear golf shoes to golf tournaments? I never have understood that.

You're walking on grass, up and down hills. Just for traction. I guess.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Tiger will win. Book it.

Care to clear that up?

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

We haven't had a Tway or a Mize in a long while in a major....