Oompa-loompa, doompety doo, I've got a real-life story for you...

[garrow]

Vat's crazy man.

 

[Slacker]

Lots of snickers from their co-workers, I bet.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Help. Police, Murder.

 

[Vombatus]

2 Girls, 1 Vat

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Mmmm ... chocolate-covered soylent green.

 

[Scout]

Someone needs to check on Veruca.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Too Salty.

 

[Hermes]

Mars' lawyers when these two employees try to sue, accusing them of being drunk on fizzy lifting drinks:

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Lots of snickers from their co-workers, I bet.

That's just nuts.

 

[Slacker]

"Holy shirt! They fell in the vat? Those guys are goobers!"

"Yeah, they're Goobers, all right. For the next five minutes, at least."

"What you mean, five minutes?"

"See them mixing arms in the vat, boy? See them blades on the mixing arms?"

"Yes, sir, I do now."

"Well, that's how we make the Raisinets, too. ... What I'm sayin' is,
don't ever fall in the vat, boy. But if'n you do, keep your nuts covered.
Otherwise, you'll be a Raisinet in about two shakes of a squirrel's tail."

"Good God, that sounds awful. I don't think I could go on living after that."

"Nawww, you'd be OK in a while. Just go up two blocks to the
Catholic church. And ask Father Clem if you can be an altar boy."

 

[HanSenSE]

I'd avoid anything with a creamy filling too.