Paging Rick Stain... Opportunity Knocks

[Vombatus]

uh, wow

Madonna Melts Down Onstage in Australia: 'Someone Please F-k Me' - Breitbart

 

[old_tony]

The fact that this thread has gone nearly two days without a response has to be a sign of how completely irrelevant Madonna has become.

 

[Vombatus]

The fact that this thread has gone nearly two pages without a response has to be a sign of how completely irrelevant Madonna has become.

Or at how shirtty I am at picking new thread topics...

 

[Chef2]

It's more of a surprise that Whitman didn't start it, and stamp it on the news side with BREAKING NEWS attached to it.

 

[Ace]

Madonna still has a bangin' hot body.

And a pretty sweet tricycle.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Would.

 

[CD Boogie]

She's slept with more people than Sealy Posture-pedic. It's a wonder her teenage son wants to distance himself from his wart of a mother, who is 57 and still parading around on stage like she's 27. She hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Or that Rick Stain's pager is broken.

 

[Ace]

She's slept with more people than Sealy Posture-pedic. It's a wonder her teenage son wants to distance himself from his wart of a mother, who is 57 and still parading around on stage like she's 27. She hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

Misogynist much?

How is Madonna different from any number of middle-aged male rock/pop stars?

 

[CD Boogie]

Misogynist much?

How is Madonna different from any number of middle-aged male rock/pop stars?

Yeah, not a misogynist, bro, buy a dictionary. She is a wart and so is Charlie Sheen. Ya happy?

 

[Ace]

Yeah, not a misogynist, bro, buy a dictionary. She is a wart and so is Charlie Sheen. Ya happy?

Very convincing.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

A wart is a prostitute. Neither Madonna nor Charlie Sheen are prostitutes.