Poin Files.....Used Car Salesman Edition

[Captain_Kirk]

From my neck of the woods:

Teacher, 54, Who Had Sex With Student, 17, Said he Tricked Her Like a 'Used Car Salesman'

Therese Gunn, 54, reportedly told the court that the unidentified teen coerced her into the relationship that developed at South Gwinnett High School where Gunn was an orchestra teacher.

"He did," Gunn reportedly said in front of Judge Warren Davis. "He was like a used car salesman."

Spacing down a few lines to allow for cueing up the how about no bear:

 

[Vombatus]

Kids are evil.

Geez. Let's bring back corporal punishment.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I think that was corporal punishment...

Was called for jury duty to this courthouse 6 months ago. If that had instead been delayed until this case, would my exposure to the poin files here have disqualified me from the jury? And how exactly would I explain that to the barristers...

 

[justgladtobehere]

That kid should be tested.

 

[Riptide]

Was called for jury duty to this courthouse 6 months ago. If that had instead been delayed until this case, would my exposure to the poin files here have disqualified me from the jury? And how exactly would I explain that to the barristers...

"She's no 6. Guilty!"

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

That kid should be tested.

For glasses?

 

[wicked]

We really do have to ask: Rick Stain would?

 

[poindexter]

I know one teen who will be getting 0 high-fives from his buddies.

 

[poindexter]

Wait, he had a diary?? Is this a poin files story from 1978?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Oh give the kid a break.

No one said that he was like a new car salesman.

 

[The Big Ragu]

You'd better hurry, because when they're gone, they're gone.

 

[MisterCreosote]

This is the first thing I thought of: