Response to nasty emails

[Mystery_Meat]

Dear Reader,

Suck my deck.

Sincerely,

(insert name of co-worker you hate)

But don't be like the "anonymous" parents in the other thread and send it with your e-mail account. Also, make sure it's not a female reporter. Or maybe make sure it IS; nothing confuses an angry swimming parent like unexpected hermaphrodilia.

 

[slappy4428]

Or start signing that email addy up for mortgage apps, porn and other fun items...

 

[Starman]

Dear reader,

While we may disagree, I appreciate your opinion and that you took the time to write. I assure you I read and consider every email I recieve. Thanks for corresponding. Please feel welcome to do so again. fork you very much, and you just have yourself a Yippy Skippy Day.

Sincerely,

Starman