SJ.COM All-purpose dating thread

[writing irish]

Ex-girlfriend grudgeforks rule, and I don't know why.

 

[waterytart]

Cue Wilson Pickett: Lay Me Like You Hate Me

 

[AMacIsaac]

What time of day did this text arrive? Sounds like drunk texting to me ...

 

[luckyducky]

Today's winning Match.com e-mail:

Hello-

How ya doing? Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Then how about we get to know each other.......starting.......now. ;-) lol

Nice to meet ya!
Havce fun. (excuse my sillyness )

Bye

I was actually semi amused/curious until I got to "havce."

A nice "thanks, but no thanks" is on its way.

 

[AMacIsaac]

The misspelling of 'silliness,' too. Sigh ... it really is hopeless, isn't it?

And you know, I just flashed over Mustang's post again. I think we might want to hook that girl up with:

Oh well, crap. I went trolling HPV's myspace page for his demands in a woman, but it appears he removed that blog post since he hooked up with the Queen of Wal-Mart.

Nuts.

 

[CUinthenewsroom]

So anyone have any good dating news to share? Lots of downers recently.

 

[Trey Beamon]

So anyone have any good dating news to share? Lots of downers recently.

Well, tonight I logged on to PlentyofFish.com and came across a girl who looked at my page. She was using a photo of Natalee Holloway as her main (and only) photo.

NOT good.

 

[CUinthenewsroom]

So anyone have any good dating news to share? Lots of downers recently.

Well, tonight I logged on to PlentyofFish.com and came across a girl who looked at my page. She was using a photo of Natalee Holloway as her main (and only) photo.

NOT good.

Although not exactly the good news I was looking for that is ridiculous. Does she think people wouldn't notice? It's not like there aren't millions of pictures floating around the net to use.

 

[imjustagirl]

I quit match, but apparently I can still get e-mails and matches and stuff until my sub runs out. So a guy winked at me or whatever. His profile looked normal, and I wrote him back. His next two e-mails were like 6-7 words each, half of each e-mail was misspelled, and Linkin Park is his favorite group of all time.

Uh, thanks but no thanks.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Linkin Park? Jesus Christ.

Dude is probably a date rapist.

 

[Wenders]

Let's see.....my ex called me in a drunken stupor last week, telling me how he's still in love with me. Simultaneously friended me on Facebook and he's got a girlfriend. Asstart.

The guy who I have a crush on (my first Kentucky guy that I've found remotely attractive in nine months. I've never wanted to be back in Kansas so much before) is in a complicated relationship. He shouldn't be that nice to me if he's in a relationship, dammit. False hopes.

To bolster my ego, I talk to a guy from Kansas who is married, but makes comments that basically says he wants to have sex with me. Which, you know, wouldn't be bad (except for his wife, ya know) but seriously. He starts all of this after seeing me several times last year without his wife in tow NOW, when I live 700 miles away.

Oy. Men are stupid.

 

[luckyducky]

Oy. Men are stupid.

We have a winner.