Know the difference between me and some of you: I bailed on this series emotionally after last season's steaming ball of shirt. And so did a bunch of others according to Neilsen, who said this year's season opener was down something like 2 million viewers from last year. After half a season of Vito swooning "I love you Johnny cakes" and Moltisanti jamming needles in his arm I said "fork 'em. I'll watch but I no longer care."
Some of you expect perfect cinema every sunday night. Know what I expect now: to be enter-forking-tained for 60 minutes. And this episode did that for me. Had the conflict with Carmella and Tony, had the rising conflict between Tony and Hesch and you had whatever the fork is going on between Anthony Jr. and J-Ho.
Maybe the fact that last season sucked so bad that my expectations are diminished, I dunno. What I do know is that Chase always takes one ball out of the bag, pulls his driver, and hits the ball out of bounds on purpose just to see where the fork it lands. Pine Barrens was one of those episodes, as were about three Vito episodes last year and so was this. At least with this episode I didn't feel like I was pissing away an hour watching bullshirt.
When Tony and Carmella were fighting, as she ran upstairs he yelled "You can live in a forkin' dumpster when I'm gone." The fork's that mean? Where's he going? He going into witness proection? Can he feel the heat coming from the Feds? Death? Or is Chase getting us to watch for the left hook only to kick us in the junk.