The best headline ever

[Neutral Corner]

Normally, I'd throw this one in the Twitter thread and let it ride, but it struck me funny and I thought that this crowd might appreciate it.

 

[Matt1735]

Nothing will ever best Trenton, NJ!

 

[Vombatus]

 

[Slacker]

The best headline I ever wrote,
or at least my favorite, was buried
in a briefs roundup on B1:

Skating preacher
seeks holy rollers

 

[UPChip]

 

[micropolitan guy]

One of the best I ever wrote involved a crosstown rivalry baseball game where a player named Byrd had about 30 points.

"Mugwumps give Comets the Byrd"

Of course some parent from the losing team complained to our wussy managing editor and I got called in his office and lectured to.

 

[Songbird]

Normally, I'd throw this one in the Twitter thread and let it ride, but it struck me funny and I thought that this crowd might appreciate it.

How do you SUPER CALEY it though?

 

[swingline]

Roasted Nuts

 

[bumpy mcgee]

LeBron: 'Hummer was a gift from mom.'

 

[MileHigh]

 

[Batman]

LeBron: 'Hummer was a gift from mom.'

Delonte West agrees.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Delonte West agrees.