The get Chef through a 3 hour layover thread

[Chef2]

Just landed in Dallas a bit ago.
3 hours til Phoenix.
Ask/answer.
First order of importance……the largest beer available.
Go.

 

[Octave]

How much are giant airport beers these days?

 

[Chef2]

Not sure yet.
Started tab.
Told barkeep that I wanted the largest blue moon they had……if they had to wheel out the keg, then wheel er out.
They could be $400 a piece and I wouldn't care right now.

 

[Tighthead]

Not sure yet.
Started tab.
Told barkeep that I wanted the largest blue moon they had……if they had to wheel out the keg, then wheel er out.

 

[Chef2]

Update.
2 large blue moons here was $26 after tip.
Decided to grab a deal of nachos and a large modelo since they moved my gate to the other side of the world. I'm at some place called Cantina, and it was $31
Nachos
Big can of beer.
Sumamabitch.

 

[Batman]

Was it a Huge Ass Beer or a Giant Ass Beer?

Please let New Orleans' "Huge Ass Beer" lawsuit reach the Supreme Court

 

[Songbird]

Post a photo of what's in front of you right now.

 

[Chef2]

Post a photo of what's in front of you right now.

Can't
Stupid iPhone
I'm at gate c16
Funniest story of my life.
I go to some bar thing in here. Have 30 minutes to kill.
16 oz Pacifico
I give waitress lady a 10.
She loooks at me
"That's not enough"
13.75
16 oz beer
Gotta go

 

[Songbird]

He enjoyed one for you. He looks like Rodgers' third cousin from Oshkosh.

 

[Chef2]

He enjoyed one for you. He looks like Rodgers' third cousin from Oshkosh.

brick.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Can't
Stupid iPhone
I'm at gate c16
Funniest story of my life.
I go to some bar thing in here. Have 30 minutes to kill.
16 oz Pacifico
I give waitress lady a 10.
She loooks at me
"That's not enough"
13.75
16 oz beer
Gotta go

Hope you're on expense account.

OTOH, my monthly SSI check hit today. Had no problem forking over $10 for a beer at the local college baseball game. Why be mostly retired if you can drink on a sunny March afternoon at the ballpark?

 

[Matt1735]

I know I'm late, but keep your shoes on and don't take your blade out of your bag!