True story.
A preteen Northeast city kid is sent to visit an aunt who runs a ranch in Montana. He is introduced to the wonders of the mountains and tons of free space and riding on horses. Said ranch has tons of Canadian geese. They are mean sons of bitches. The kid is scared of the neighborhood poodle, never mind a flock/school/whatever of geese (kid didn't have pets).
One August morning, the knucklehead wakes up around 6 or 7 a.m. to see something or other. He walks outside and is immediately surrounded by several geese. His only escape route involves running into an old pickup's cab, which he does while screaming his head off.
There were about 15 people, all New Jerseyites, staying in the lodging house. They all scurried out, as did the aunt, partially annoyed at the early wakeup call and also laughing their ashes off.
He also fell off on a ride one night and one of the New Jersey guys asked him for a week straight every morning, "does your ash hurt you today"?
A preteen Northeast city kid is sent to visit an aunt who runs a ranch in Montana. He is introduced to the wonders of the mountains and tons of free space and riding on horses. Said ranch has tons of Canadian geese. They are mean sons of bitches. The kid is scared of the neighborhood poodle, never mind a flock/school/whatever of geese (kid didn't have pets).
One August morning, the knucklehead wakes up around 6 or 7 a.m. to see something or other. He walks outside and is immediately surrounded by several geese. His only escape route involves running into an old pickup's cab, which he does while screaming his head off.
There were about 15 people, all New Jerseyites, staying in the lodging house. They all scurried out, as did the aunt, partially annoyed at the early wakeup call and also laughing their ashes off.
He also fell off on a ride one night and one of the New Jersey guys asked him for a week straight every morning, "does your ash hurt you today"?