This week's David Hasselhoff report

[dreunc1542]

Hoff's spectacular new video "Jump In My Car" (featuring a KITT clone) was released last week....

That's right, it's Hofficial... your favourite cult icon wants to take you home! The one and only David Hasselhoff of "Bay Watch" and ... all » "Knight Rider" fame returns with a cover of the 1975 classic 'Jump In My Car' and its a doozy. Recorded in Sydney last year with the legendary Harry Vanda (AC/DC, The Angels), the Ted Mulry Gang tune has been re-vamped with full Hoff gusto and this music video promises to rock the socks off all his Hofficial fans. Watch it, enjoy it, share it on Google Video, courtesy of Sony BMG Australia.

Watch it here:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836&q=jump+in+my+car

Now I really want a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" shirt

 

[Buck]

So what happened to the Hoff at the hotel that injured his tendon?
Was the Hoff jumping through plate glass windows?
Was it like that scene from 'Sharky's Machine'?

 

[Varla]

So what happened to the Hoff at the hotel that injured his tendon?
Was the Hoff jumping through plate glass windows?
Was it like that scene from 'Sharky's Machine'?

An equally entertaining answer:

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.

"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."

Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

KITT was the name of the car he drove in Knight Rider.

I'm sorry, not only was it a tasteless comment but it also proved I watched Knight Rider. I bow my head in shame.

No shame in that my friend. Think about how much better the world would be if each of us owned a Pontiac Trans Am that could talk, is impervious to attack and comes armed with a flamethrower.

Crap, I'd take William Daniels' dry sense of humor. He was the star of "Knight Rider," not Hasselhoff.

 

[Buck]

So what happened to the Hoff at the hotel that injured his tendon?
Was the Hoff jumping through plate glass windows?
Was it like that scene from 'Sharky's Machine'?

An equally entertaining answer:

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.

"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."

Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. His publicist couldn't make up a better excuse than that?
How do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving?
I realize the guy's tall, but he's not that tall.
Was it the world's lowest hanging chandelier, or was he jumping on a trampoline while shaving?

 

[Varla]

So what happened to the Hoff at the hotel that injured his tendon?
Was the Hoff jumping through plate glass windows?
Was it like that scene from 'Sharky's Machine'?

An equally entertaining answer:

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.

"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."

Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. His publicist couldn't make up a better excuse than that?
How do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving?
I realize the guy's tall, but he's not that tall.
Was it the world's lowest hanging chandelier, or was he jumping on a trampoline while shaving?

But Buck, it wasn't just any chandelier. It was the chandelier of a gym bathroom! ;D

 

[slappy4428]

Kicked out of Wimbledon for being "steaming drunk" and hassling employees of the All-England.

Q: How much must you consume to be "steaming" drunk?

That's Steaming Drunk.. .In England

 

[BYH]

KITT was the name of the car he drove in Knight Rider.

I'm sorry, not only was it a tasteless comment but it also proved I watched Knight Rider. I bow my head in shame.

No shame in that my friend. Think about how much better the world would be if each of us owned a Pontiac Trans Am that could talk, is impervious to attack and comes armed with a flamethrower.

Crap, I'd take William Daniels' dry sense of humor. He was the star of "Knight Rider," not Hasselhoff.

He was also the second-biggest star of "Boy Meets World." Behind Danielle Fisher, circa 1996-2000, of course.

Go Bears go!!!    ;D  

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Yowza. When is that picture from?

And it's Fishel...

 

[Buck]

So what happened to the Hoff at the hotel that injured his tendon?
Was the Hoff jumping through plate glass windows?
Was it like that scene from 'Sharky's Machine'?

An equally entertaining answer:

LONDON, England (AP) -- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.

"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."

Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. His publicist couldn't make up a better excuse than that?
How do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving?
I realize the guy's tall, but he's not that tall.
Was it the world's lowest hanging chandelier, or was he jumping on a trampoline while shaving?

But Buck, it wasn't just any chandelier. It was the chandelier of a gym bathroom! 

Don't worry. I'm wondering about that, too.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Geek alert:

If gingerbread's friend is married to Michael Knight, the soap star, then his professional name is Michael E. Knight. He plays(ed?) Tad on All My Children.

There apparently was another Michael Knight, which meant he had to take on the E. to join the guild. Or something.


SHUT UP MY MOM WATCHES ALL MY CHILDREN!!!

 

[gingerbread]

IJAG,
That's indeed her husband. Actually, he's another ex ... or soon-to-be ex. Last I heard they were getting separated. But many bottles of red were consumed that night, and by the end of the evening she was going home to him. The real Michael Knight, not the guy who played him.