Three words that should never be in the same sentence: "traumatic" "toilet" "explosion"

[Huggy]

Great lede here, though I am surprised this didn't happen at a Taco Bell

https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Holy shirt.

 

[Vombatus]

Holy shirt.

Those don't happen Dunkin' Donuts. Those happen in churches.

 

[mpcincal]

Those don't happen Dunkin' Donuts. Those happen in churches.

He left out a letter. He meant "Holey shirt."

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

That's why smoking while on the pot is verboten.

 

[Slacker]

This is one time when a shirtload of money is literally justified. I'd want more than $50,000 for that crap, though.

 

[justgladtobehere]

His memoir will be 'On the Bowl.'

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[fossywriter8]

First thing I thought of when I first heard of the incident:
Ace Ventura Jim Carrey GIF - Ace Ventura Jim Carrey Do Not Go - Discover & Share GIFs

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

The "traumatic" seems redundant and unnecessary.

Like this is opposed to, "Ordinary toilet explosion"?

 

[Liut]

Reminds me of a lifetime ago doing a substitute teacher shift.
Had bus departure duty, then proceeded to the boys' john. Flushed a urinal and the one to my immediate right quite forcibly expelled its contents, followed by gushing water.
The kids rarely flushed so there was likely just a little bit of pish in the concoction that sprayed my right leg.
Of course, my experience pales in comparison to the one described in this Post report.