Washington Post's New Mission Statement

[garrow]

The Washington Post's New Mission: Reach 'All of America'

 

[wicked]

Democracy died in darkness.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

We'reGoing Broke, but Jeff Doesn't Care would be a good one.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Ironic that's in The New York Times, which is working in tandem with the Post to kill democracy with both sides-ism, let's talk to jackashes in a diner in East Bumfork bullship.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Democracy died in Prime time.

 

[writingump]

Democracy died but we'll get more clicks

 

[dixiehack]

Democracy died but we'll get more clicks

There always was more money in obits.

 

[garrow]

Ironic that's in The New York Times, which is working in tandem with the Post to kill democracy with both sides-ism, let's talk to jackashes in a diner in East Bumfork bullship.

But it will be riveting

 

[PCLoadLetter]

"An A.I.-fueled platform for news."

If I were trying to crater the Washington Post, I can't imagine a better route than Bezos is taking.

 

[dixiehack]

AI has become the biggest "nobody asked for this" pain in the ash to consumers everywhere.

 

[playthrough]

"Storytelling," the deck says, should "bring a relentless investigative spirit, backed by credible sources, to deliver impactful stories in formats the world wants," according to two people who saw the presentation. Reaching all of America will require The Post to "understand and represent interests across the country," it says, and "provide a forum for viewpoints, expert perspectives and conversation."

Storytelling, viewpoints, conversation ... did Bezos sell the joint to Gannett?

 

[Songbird]

Washington Post: Our Boss Eats Anus