A new way to go a mile high

[MTM]

No thank you. Good use of puns in the lead, however.

A mile-high hot air balloon ride in Southern California is more than flying "really high." It's a way to spice up your love life and achieve some bucket list bragging rights.

When you book a mile-high balloon ride for two, the balloon operator lifts you straight into the sky, heading precisely one mile above the Southern California Wine Country. The pilot will then raise their privacy screens and put on noise-canceling headphones.

What happens next is up to you for about half an hour

'Hanky Panky' In The Sky: Mile High Balloon Rides Across California | Temecula, CA Patch

 

[Hermes]

In my mind the balloon operator looks and sounds like Steve Buscemi just for for the pre- and postcoital wisecracks and overall pervy creepiness it would convey for the couple.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Thanks I'll only need eight seconds.

 

[TigerVols]

If it crashes, we can truly say they died doing someone they loved.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Remember, it takes longer to cook baked chicken at that altitude.

 

[Songbird]

Danny will offer the same service for a fraction of the price.

 

[DanOregon]

Given the likeliest position, the shaking would freak me out.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I finally read the story. You could not pay me enough to fly in a hot air balloon, never mind fork in one.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Now we know why Dorothy and Toto jumped off the balloon ride with the wizard back to Kansas.

 

[playthrough]

If I told my wife I paid $1500 for that, there would be no "relations"

 

[Twirling Time]

If the gondola's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

This is where we need a Clerks reboot.

"How many guys have you blown in hot air balloon?"
"Umm, something like 36?"
"THIRTY-SIX?! Does that INCLUDE me?"
"Umm...37."
"I'm 37?"

"Hey try not to suck any deck on your way through the sky!"