A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

[Cadet]

Dear thread,

How did we go from lions to heat to my hair removal preferences?

Randomly,
Cadet

 

[Kritter47]

Dear KG,

I think whatever sized town you grew up in is nearest to your heart. I grew up in Major Metropolises in the South and Northeastern United States. Smallest city I'd lived in was Nashville. So moving out to teeny tiny isolated town is a culture shock.

Plus I'm finding out I'm just not a small-town person. I like my concrete, buildings, traffic and Targets every three blocks any day of the week.

Some people who live here love it. heck, my mom would probably love living here. For me though? heck. On. Earth.

Thanks for the encouragement though!

Kritter

 

[buckweaver]

I think whatever sized town you grew up in is nearest to your heart.

Kritter,

Not necessarily. I appreciate my small-town hometown more now that I've moved away, but I'd never want to live there again. Or in a place like that again.

Buck-Dub

 

[Tom Petty]

I think whatever sized town you grew up in is nearest to your heart.

Kritter,

Not necessarily. I appreciate my small-town hometown more now that I've moved away, but I'd never want to live there again. Or in a place like that again.

Buck-Dub

dear buck,

rednecks all around the country dream of spitting tobacco juice on you as we "speak."



hugs,


tomas

 

[Tom Petty]

Tom:

I didn't disparage my hometown as a whole. I just said it ain't a good fit for me.

Buck-Dub

buck,

i had the "opportunity" to move back to my hometown several years back. i disparage mine as often as i can.



tomas

 

[buckweaver]

Dear 99X:

Thank you for providing streaming audio online so I can continue to listen to your greatness in real time, 2,500 miles away.

Always a Freeloader,
Buck-Dub

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Dear Joe,

I wanted the Milkshake because it was nearly 100 today and the particular McD's is across the street from where I live. Plus I was doing laundry so I needed the pick-me-up.

Thanks,
Tommy_D

 

[KG]

Dear buckweaver,

I believe Project 9-6-1 does it too.

K

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Dear Lions of the World,

Come out west. It's a dry heat, and we have AC.

Yours in humidity,
Buck-Dub

Dear anyone who might be tempted to be swayed by the prospects of dry heat,

It truly is like sticking your head in an oven. The sun also sits on your shoulder and slaps you in the face harder than any stripper who wasn't interested in a personal demonstration of the way you hold a bowling ball ever might. Embrace the humidity, let it lick you in all its sticky goodness.

In all bitterness toward my hellish experience in the desert,

Clever

Dear Clever -
'Taint nuthin'.
Wait till you have heat lightning going off in the crack of your ass.

Sincerely,

Platy

 

[joe]

Dear Clever -
'Taint nuthin'.
Wait till you have heat lightning going off in the crack of your ass.

Sincerely,

Platy

Dear Platy,
Only after drinking Budweiser.
Yours in gastronomic distress,
Joe

 

[buckweaver]

Dear buckweaver,

I believe Project 9-6-1 does it too.

K

Dear K,

I only knew that station as 96 Rock. I have no idea what Project 9-6-1 is, or if it's any good.

Buck-Dub

 

[KG]

Buck-Dub,

Project 9-6-1 is a nice cross between 96 Rock and The Buzz. I like it. It's one of my top choices between the 18 local radio stations I have programmed in my radio.

K