A Romantic Evening in West Virginia (NSFW)

[Armchair_QB]

 

[Unibomber]

Same movie, better match

 

[Killick]

I believe the line in question was cut from the original script of "The Sound of Music."

(BTW, this thread made me laugh so hard my ribs now hurt.)

 

[imjustagirl]

Seems like I have myself a new pickup line, boys.

 

[Double J]

Oh.

My.

forking.

God.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Seems like I have myself a new pickup line, boys.

Seems like the female version of this one...

(NSFWish)

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

So awesome.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

She must have caught something from DickRod and never had it checked out.

 

[Chef2]

Seems like I have myself a new pickup line, boys.

Yes.....with perhaps the same results!

I am so damn sorry! That thing was just hanging there.

 

[Buck]

I'm sure we've all gotten drunken at some point and demanded oral pleasure at knifepoint.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

It's too bad her estranged husband didn't sober up enough to realize that they're still married, grab the knife and commit hari kari.

Not an easy thing to do while holding your nose.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

OWEN DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!!!