All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

[Herbert Anchovy]

http://www.salon.com/2012/01/12/what_if_tim_tebow_were_muslim/

 

[BYH]

That's a silly hypothetical, says YankeeFan, who still hasn't answered my question about the artist formerly known as Chris Jackson.

 

[young-gun11]

What upsets me is his crap about "saving himself for marriage". Long story short...I know he is no virgin.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

So you're saying he's full of shirt.

 

[joe]

What upsets me is his crap about "saving himself for marriage". Long story short...I know he is no virgin.

So you're saying YOU forked Tebow? Interesting.

 

[LongTimeListener]

What upsets me is his crap about "saving himself for marriage". Long story short...I know he is no virgin.

So you're saying YOU forked Tebow? Interesting.

Now that would be worth its own thread.

 

[BrianGriffin]

What upsets me is his crap about "saving himself for marriage". Long story short...I know he is no virgin.

So you're saying YOU forked Tebow? Interesting.

Now that would be worth its own thread.

It also would add new meaning to the thread title.

Assuming young-gun is male.

 

[BYH]

What upsets me is his crap about "saving himself for marriage". Long story short...I know he is no virgin.

 

[BrianGriffin]

What upsets me is his crap about "saving himself for marriage". Long story short...I know he is no virgin.

She's the devil in the Garden of Gethsemane

 

[Deeper_Background]

Satan has many shapes & forms, all of them with big boobs apparently....

The mile high city is happy again
Thanks to defense and a dude named Tim
Why all this hate for a man who loves God
He never stabbed anyone, or hurt a dog

Can't throw like Brady or run like Vick
He just wins games, so get off of his....Skip
Bayless ain't the only one loving this man
I'm here to tell you I've converted....to a Broncos fan

I'm in love with Number 15
Cant pass to save his ass, but this is Denver not Boston
Number 15
2 for 8 for 48, but thank God for the option
With a team, so weak, hes like Keanu Reeves in the Replacements
Number 15

 

[LongTimeListener]

Bayless ain't the only one loving this man
I'm here to tell you I've converted....to a Broncos fan

^^^^^^^^I did not write that song.

 

[Lieslntx]

Is that the same girl in both pictures? It's certainly not the same boobs.