Any advice for this?

[Flood]

Is there a theme to this discussion?

- Which one of these guys would you feel most comfortable leaving your girlfriend with?

If one of them says they are gay, that question could turn awkward in a hurry.

 

[Songbird]

• Is the pressure of the position generated by you or the coach?
• What is the first read you make when you step to the line of scrimmage (I interviewed a former NFL QB who said any top-shelf QB should look for one specific read before all others).
• What is your most impressive drive and why?
• Which member of the defense scares you most and why?
• How does a receiver's dropped pass affect your mindset?
• Has the center ever farted on your hands when you stick them under his crotch? (just kidding on that one)

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

Is there a theme to this discussion?

- Which one of these guys would you feel most comfortable leaving your girlfriend with?

If one of them says they are gay, that question could turn awkward in a hurry.

I definitely think "Are any of you gay?" should be your first question.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

How long have you been a black quarterback?

 

[FireJimTressel.com]

How long have you been a black quarterback?

Brilliant!

 

[RedCanuck]

No quarterback interview would be complete without giving them some question that makes them instinctively want to praise their offensive line... as they should.

 

[Pilot]

Is there a theme to this discussion?

- Which one of these guys would you feel most comfortable leaving your girlfriend with?

If one of them says they are gay, that question could turn awkward in a hurry.

I definitely think "Are any of you gay?" should be your first question.

Careful how you phrase it though. I would go with "No one here's a gay, right?"

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

"None of you has got the gay, right? Ummm...not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[fishwrapper]

Is there a theme to this discussion?

- Which one of these guys would you feel most comfortable leaving your girlfriend with?

If one of them says they are gay, that question could turn awkward in a hurry.

I definitely think "Are any of you gay?" should be your first question.

Careful how you phrase it though. I would go with "No one here's a gay, right?"

Follow-up: "When your hands are under the center, what is going through your mind?"

 

[Pilot]

Really, I would tread very carefully with this idea. It could be cool, but it would really take the right mix of kids, format and questions. I think it will most likely devolve into a cliche-fest the likes of which no single quarterback would be able to produce on his own.

 

[Mighty_Wingman]

Really, I would tread very carefully with this idea. It could be cool, but it would really take the right mix of kids, format and questions. I think it will most likely devolve into a cliche-fest the likes of which no single quarterback would be able to produce on his own.

Quarterback A: "Y'know, I just want to go out there and give it my all."

Quarterback B: "Oh, no doubt."

Quarterback C: "Most definitely."

Quarterback D: "I just want to give all the glory to my offensive line, man."

Quarterback A: "Oh, yeah."

Quarterback B: "And God. And Jesus."

Quarterback C: "Most definitely."

If your high-school kids are anything like the ones in our area, this could go on for at least an hour.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

The only throwing most of the quarterbacks in my area will do is throw the game with their incessant fumbling and inability to distinguish opponents' jerseys from his teammates'.