Any Mariotti updates?

[SF_Express]

Am I the only one who thinks this line from his Monday column on Urlacher is over the top?

The danger of the Quake by the Lake tonight -- or whatever they're calling this convergence of the Bears, Seattle Seahawks and John Madden's primal grunts -- is that it will cause a surge of premature Super Bowl ejaculation when the NFL season is just beginning.

Any slot editor with any cajones kills that mother.

That line might make our site, not sure. I'm surprised it made a mainstream print paper.

 

[Starman]

Freudian slip?

Does Jay-boy spend a lot of time thinking about ejaculations, especially in connection with the Chicago Bears? :

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

As someone who once traded barbs with Jay back in the day, and who is far from a friend since, I actually thought that was a pretty damn good line.

Forget the copy editor having cajones; how many other columnists would have the same kind of cajones to write it?

Can we please not pretend that writing this, or letting it slide, is like landing on Omaha Beach?
Thank you.

 

[Bob Cook]

Am I the only one who thinks this line from his Monday column on Urlacher is over the top?

The danger of the Quake by the Lake tonight -- or whatever they're calling this convergence of the Bears, Seattle Seahawks and John Madden's primal grunts -- is that it will cause a surge of premature Super Bowl ejaculation when the NFL season is just beginning.

Any slot editor with any cajones kills that mother.

That line might make our site, not sure. I'm surprised it made a mainstream print paper.

The Sun-Times is very liberal about what goes in. I've seen the words shirt and ass in there many times, though usually as part of a quote.

 

[Starman]

Am I the only one who thinks this line from his Monday column on Urlacher is over the top?

The danger of the Quake by the Lake tonight -- or whatever they're calling this convergence of the Bears, Seattle Seahawks and John Madden's primal grunts -- is that it will cause a surge of premature Super Bowl ejaculation when the NFL season is just beginning.

Any slot editor with any cajones kills that mother.

That line might make our site, not sure. I'm surprised it made a mainstream print paper.

The Sun-Times is very liberal about what goes in. I've seen the words shirt and ass in there many times, though usually as part of a quote.

Holy shirt, that kicks ass.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Am I the only one who thinks this line from his Monday column on Urlacher is over the top?

The danger of the Quake by the Lake tonight -- or whatever they're calling this convergence of the Bears, Seattle Seahawks and John Madden's primal grunts -- is that it will cause a surge of premature Super Bowl ejaculation when the NFL season is just beginning.

Any slot editor with any cajones kills that mother.

That line might make our site, not sure. I'm surprised it made a mainstream print paper.

The Sun-Times is very liberal about what goes in. I've seen the words shirt and ass in there many times, though usually as part of a quote.

Holy shirt, that kicks ass.

No forking doubt.