Artie Lange hospitalized

[justgladtobehere]

Interview w/ Artie

Artie Lange: At Home | Are We Still Talking About This? on acast

 

[Chef2]

Every time this thread gets updated, I keep thinking it's with an RIP update.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Mother of Zeus, he looks worse with each story. I didn't think it was possible after the photo from that last court appearance.

He was arrested yesterday for possession. Mugshot below. Whatever you think about the guy as a comedian, I can't see how you can follow his saga and not feel for him. He has a serious problem.

https://pagesix.com/2019/01/31/artie-lange-arrested-for-drug-possession-says-hes-in-rehab/

 

[justgladtobehere]

In the interview I posted, he doesn't sound like he wants to get better. Or do what it would take to get better.

 

[Chef2]

Not if but when.

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Jesus. That freaking nose.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

He tried suicide by stabbing himself nine times with a chef's knife.

He hates himself so much for all the mistakes he's made and the ones he knows he's going to make.

He's just punishing himself until his body quits.

 

[Chef2]

He tried suicide by stabbing himself nine times with a chef's knife.

I hate knives.

 

[Chef2]

Jesus. That freaking nose.

You can just tell in that mug shot.
He's given up.
Lewis and all of his comedian comrades have done all they can do.
Lewis, Norm......nothing else they can do.
Ball in Kanye's court now.
Live or Die.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Every time this thread is updated, I think he died.

 

[swingline]

Over/Under is June 30. What say the board?

 

[DanOregon]

The sad thing? Even if/when he gets clean and stays on a sober path from here on out, he's done so much damage to his body (he's already a diabetic) figure his kidneys and liver are worn out as well.