Celtics 104 Knicks 59 (edited for Inky)

[hockeybeat]

The printed shirt-kicking in today's papers:

NY Post:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11302007/sports/knicks/rock_bottom_422808.htm?page=0
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11302007/sports/knicks/thomas_may_alter_lineup_898264.htm
http://blogs.nypost.com/sports/knicks/

NY Daily News:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2007/11/30/2007-11-30_celtics_embarrass_knicks_by_45_points-5.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2007/11/30/2007-11-30_knicks_cant_dismiss_this_grand_debacle_b-1.html?page=0
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2007/11/30/2007-11-30_magic_johnson_sees_the_need_for_stephon_-2.html

NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/30/sports/basketball/30knicks.html?_r=1&ref=sports&oref=slogin

Newsday:
http://www.newsday.com/sports/basketball/knicks/ny-sbknix305482303nov30,0,6047842.story
http://www.newsday.com/sports/basketball/knicks/ny-spkbox305482291nov30,0,3220606.story

Bergen Record:
http://www.bergenrecord.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkxMDYmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcyMjc3NDQmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2

Isiah's losers are going to host Milwaukee tonight. Expect a pissed off MSG crowd.

 

[broadway joe]

Isiah says he's considering lineup changes if they don't SHOW A BETTER EFFORT TONIGHT! So I guess quitting on national television, taking an epic ass-kicking and yawning (Mardy Collins) and smiling (Marbury) on the bench while taking said ass-kicking isn't enough to warrant making some moves. No, let's wait and see how they do tonight.

 

[spnited]

After tonight, Isiah might not be in position to make lineup changes

 

[heyabbott]

After tonight, Isiah might not be in position to make lineup changes

Is Larry Brown still under contract?

 

[hockeybeat]

Isiah says he's considering lineup changes if they don't SHOW A BETTER EFFORT TONIGHT! So I guess quitting on national television, taking an epic ass-kicking and yawning (Mardy Collins) and smiling (Marbury) on the bench while taking said ass-kicking isn't enough to warrant making some moves. No, let's wait and see how they do tonight.

It doesn't matter because they don't care that they are irrelevant joke. The team is rotten to the core; the roster has to be dismantled and start all over, except no one but Isiah is stupid enough to take on these contracts.

 

[wickedwritah]

Again, here's what Stepfraud said last night (had posted this on the other thread).

"Of course I am embarrassed. We lost by nearly 50 points," guard Stephon Marbury said. "I'm angry. I'm always angry when I lose, but that was just flat-out embarrassing. To lose that bad was just ridiculous."

 

[hockeybeat]

Again, here's what Stepfraud said last night (had posted this on the other thread).

"Of course I am embarrassed. We lost by nearly 50 points," guard Stephon Marbury said. "I'm angry. I'm always angry when I lose, but that was just flat-out embarrassing. To lose that bad was just ridiculous."

Then why were you on the bench smiling, you forking loser?

 

[Knighthawk]

True story.

I was walking into a bar last night in a group of people that included one of the five hottest women I have ever met. She glanced over at the plasma TV that was showing the game (it was 97-47 at the time) and said "Holy fork! Why don't the Knicks just forfeit the game, murder Isiah and Starforker in the locker room and start fresh tomorrow?"

If I hadn't already gotten married once this year, I might have proposed.

(BTW, if we're talking about quitting on a game, how about the Cavs on Wednesday night? Down five to the Pistons at the half, the King sprains a finger and puts on a suit, and they proceed to get outscored 61-31 in the second half.)

 

[amraeder]

True story.

I was walking into a bar last night in a group of people that included one of the five hottest women I have ever met. She glanced over at the plasma TV that was showing the game (it was 97-47 at the time) and said "Holy fork! Why don't the Knicks just forfeit the game, murder Isiah and Starforker in the locker room and start fresh tomorrow?"

If I hadn't already gotten married once this year, I might have proposed.

(BTW, if we're talking about quitting on a game, how about the Cavs on Wednesday night? Down five to the Pistons at the half, the King sprains a finger and puts on a suit, and they proceed to get outscored 61-31 in the second half.)

That's not quitting. That's the fact that they're a Lotto team without the King.

 

[Tom Petty]

Celticually Assaulted

if that's your work, that qualifies for post. of. the. day.

 

[Starman]

True story.

I was walking into a bar last night in a group of people that included one of the five hottest women I have ever met. She glanced over at the plasma TV that was showing the game (it was 97-47 at the time) and said "Holy fork! Why don't the Knicks just forfeit the game, murder Isiah and Starforker in the locker room and start fresh tomorrow?"

I knew my soulmate was out there somewhere.

 

[hockeybeat]

Isola's blog entry.

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/knicks/2007/11/memo-to-isiah-trust-no-one.html