I broke down and got "The Flash" on home streaming video.
forking awful. For this ship they essentially jettisoned the entire Snyderverse/Cavill/Affleck/Gadot/Momoa universe they already had going?
I mean each of those sub-franchises had their own problems --WW84 took an unbelievable ship -- but Ezra Miller? You forkin kidding me?
Miller was kinda ok in the various versions of Justice League where his role was to supply goofy dorky kid comic relief for 3 minutes at a time. When he's gotta carry the whole show for 20-30 minutes at a time he's forking obnoxious. Especially so because for about half the movie there are two of him on screen at the same time boringly droning on to each other for exposition.
As for the final cameo, they should have figured out a way to have Chris O'Donnell and Burt Ward walk across the camera and make some insipid pun about "holy deja vu!!"
Then exited to the overdubbed echoing laughter of Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger, Cesar Romero and Mark Hamill.
Leading back to the inevitable conclusion, why didn't they just make a Batman/Superman Flashpoint movie, especially since most of the title actors are still alive? They'd have to do a few minutes of Christopher Reeve CGI, but ship, they spent god knows how much to get Nicolas Cage (!?!!?) or at least his CGI image in this one.
But Batman and Superman have back stories that people KNOW. If Barry Allen goes back in time and jacks up the Flash's story line, who really cares?
Say Superman decides to mess with history and goes back in history 30-35 years, to just about when all the current characters are being born? Maybe he messes up the chain of events so that the Waynes are not killed, but instead baby Bruce is kidnapped by rogue scientist Leonid Luthor? Meanwhile the first Kryptonian rocket is deflected in flight and lands in the forest wildlife area of the grounds of Stately Wayne Manor and is found by grieving parents Thomas and Martha Wayne, mourning the loss of their kidnapped, ashumed to be dead, son.
Flash forward 12 years let's say, when the time delayed SECOND Kryptonian rocket, launched in the chaos of the destruction of the planet, finds its way to Kansas and is found by kindly farmers Jonathan and Martha Kent. Blah blah, yadda yadda.
All this makes sense because people KNOW the Superman and Batman back stories. Nobody really knows or cares anything about the Flash's back story other than a vague knowledge he's supposed to be a crime scientist and he's supposed to end up with Iris West.
Oh yeah, the plot contrivance they've come up with that the Speed Force forces the Flash to constantly consume mash quantities of junk food for calories while he's using his powers -- really really forking stupid and annoying.
I suppose the logical consequence to that one would be, if he was chowing down all this high calorie junk food while running at super accelerated speeds, soon enough he'd start having to take super accelerated ships, no? What an opportunity for the CGI crew! Here's Flash speeding along at hypersonic speed!! suddenly he spots a porta potty on the right!! Faster than the eye can see, it's Super Speed ships!! But wait, no TP!! Don't worry, Barry keeps half a roll in his suit!!