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F**k, and cursing in general

outofplace said:
I see your failures yesterday are still bothering you. I'm sure you will make all-new mistakes that will make you forget those soon.
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LOL, you're so vane!* You probably think this thr ... ahh, never mind.

Yeah, "vane." Get it this time?
 
When I was a kid, the other kids should have been kept away from me. Because I could cuss a blue streak since I was 10 — maybe younger. fork yeah, I could.
 
swingline said:
When I was a kid, the other kids should have been kept away from me. Because I could cuss a blue streak since I was 10 — maybe younger. fork yeah, I could.
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In elementary school, our afternoon bus was immediately followed by the high school bus. By the 5th or 6th grade, I could cuss with the best of them. The high school kids thought it was funny to flip me off when I got off mine. Well, obviously I didn't take it lightly.
So here I am, 4'10, 85 pounds soaking wet standing in my driveway, flipping off the bus, grabbing my nuts, doing the hand to the arm bend thing, screaming "fork you motherforkers, get on this big ole deck, kiss my ass," so forth and so on.
 
Since it's Fourth of July weekend and no one has posted it yet ...

 
NSFW. Although the censored version is actually funnier because the rant is so unhinged that it gets the imagination running.



 
Driftwood said:
In elementary school, our afternoon bus was immediately rfollowed by the high school bus. By the 5th or 6th grade, I could cuss with the best of them. The high school kids thought it was funny to flip me off when I got off mine. Well, obviously I didn't take it lightly.
So here I am, 4'10, 85 pounds soaking wet standing in my driveway, flipping off the bus, grabbing my nuts, doing the hand to the arm bend thing, screaming "fork you motherforkers, get on this big ole deck, kiss my ass," so forth and so on.
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My grandson, age 7 1/2.
 
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