Favourite Canadian Columnist?

[fishwrapper]

oh, JONES, i'm sorry if i offended.
you're right. my post was sophomoric and feeble-minded. and i apologize.
i have nothing against America Jr.

 

[Jones]

Not offended in the slightest. Just tired of the hearing the same "joke" 1,000 times.

See jcmacg's efforts for a fresher spin on an old theme. (Although elk tallow is so very winter. We're all boiling up baby seals now.) All I ask for is a little effort, that's all.

Sincerely,
America for the Gifted.

 

[Flash]

where is canada? anyone?

I can only pray that this is just the start of an exceptionally hilarious posting career, full of originality and knife-shape wit, for the stunningly erudite fishwrapper. Top shelf.

I thought Top Shelf was what you guys had up there instead of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"Top Shelf: Where the Yukon shops for skillets, counterpanes and scented elk-tallow."

Actually it's …

Top Shelf: Where Grandma keeps the peanut butter and jelly.

 

[fishwrapper]

so, let me get this straight...this isn't a true story?

A baby seal goes into a bar and waddles onto a bar stool.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The baby seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club"

 

[Double J]

where is canada? anyone?

I can only pray that this is just the start of an exceptionally hilarious posting career, full of originality and knife-shape wit, for the stunningly erudite fishwrapper. Top shelf.

I thought Top Shelf was what you guys had up there instead of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"Top Shelf: Where the Yukon shops for skillets, counterpanes and scented elk-tallow."

Actually it's …

Top Shelf: Where Grandma keeps the peanut butter and jelly.

Going shelf Ontario style.....

Ladies and gentlemen, Jamie Muir of the Junior D Mt. Brydges Bulldogs.

 

[Jones]

Okay, fishwrapper, that really is funny enough for us to be friends. Nice one, sincerely.

Peace (I am Canadian, after all),
Jones

 

[Double J]

so, let me get this straight...this isn't a true story?

A baby seal goes into a bar and waddles onto a bar stool.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The baby seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club"

That is pretty funny, but just wait until Boom 70 sees that. He's gonna shirt a brick. He's all about the baby seals.

 

[fishwrapper]

just havin' a good time.
i spent 14 months working in siilver city, new mexico.
where?
exactly.

 

[Double J]

just havin' a good time.
i spent 14 months working in siilver city, new mexico.
where?
exactly.

Isn't that where the money was hidden in a locker in the movie "Rat Race"?

Good flick. I enjoyed it, anyway.

 

[fishwrapper]

silver city daily press, baby. circ: 4, i think.
i thank gutenberg that was a long time ago.

 

[Flash]

where is canada? anyone?

I can only pray that this is just the start of an exceptionally hilarious posting career, full of originality and knife-shape wit, for the stunningly erudite fishwrapper. Top shelf.

I thought Top Shelf was what you guys had up there instead of Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"Top Shelf: Where the Yukon shops for skillets, counterpanes and scented elk-tallow."

Actually it's …

Top Shelf: Where Grandma keeps the peanut butter and jelly.

Going shelf Ontario style.....

Ladies and gentlemen, Jamie Muir of the Junior D Mt. Brydges Bulldogs.

Junior D?!?!?!?!

 

[Flash]

Don Cherry.
Has written a book.
Don't know if he still does but he used to write a column. I remember the Vancouver Province used to pick it up.
He is a very interesting individual but has difficulty expressing himself via the written word (i.e. needs to be heavily edited).