For Newbies - the Board reference thread.

[outofplace]

Wait a second. You can't put that all on Oop. Everyone here is 50% responsibile for the dust ups they get into!

I think the problem is most folks think they are 0% responsible, and/or have some amazingly unfounded belief that they are going to change someone's opinion on the Internet.

Not singling you out LTL. It's a bit widespread.

That said, I'm reminded of a couple of other recent things (past 5 years) that made me laugh a bit:

OopBot

Wife of Fart

I think there was another "... of Fart", maybe Daughter of Fart or Mama of Fart. All I know is all heck broke loose like someone had touched the third rail.

For the record, I find Oop and 3OF to be interesting characters here. I'm not trying to start any shirt by bringing this up, and no, I absolutely did NOT start the "... of Fart" series.

No worries. It was a given that LTL and JC would use this thread as an excuse to do what they do.

 

[Huggy]

The old night crew was a blast.
I vividly remember the night Carrie_Bradshaw came on board.

Flash's debut was right up there with Strasburg's first start against the Pirates.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

I missed it and heard about it in an SEC baseball press box a day or two later. I was grateful to have two good storytellers giving me their accounts.

 

[wicked]

They were real and they were spectacular, from what I heard.

 

[JC]

Did she actually show them?

 

[cjericho]

She said she did and would. I would've liked a PM, but the only rated R or X pm I ever received here was that one with the well-endowed Asian guy a few years back. Didn't really need to see that one.

 

[Vombatus]

She said she did and would. I would've liked a PM, but the only rated R or X pm I ever received here was that one with the well-endowed Asian guy a few years back. Didn't really need to see that one.

Who caused that dong show? Was it Buck?

I know damn well one thing Buck did: somehow, during the Secret Santa exchange, he lost a prosthetic boob. I think he put a wrong address down, so somewhere out there in wild America is someone, or some family, or some really puzzled kid, who got a prosthetic boob in the mail for Christmas.

I would pay money if there were video out there of that gift being opened up.

We could have been trading that boob around for several holiday seasons. What a damn shame.

The main things for Secret Santa that I have actually tried to find are:

1) A prosthetic boob replacement. Buck got his for free somehow. (A story in its own right). Too pricey when I last searched for one.

2) Cucumber-scented candles, which also leads to...

3) ... ass-scented candles.

 

[wicked]

Did she actually show them?

She did, but her bra was on. Alas that's enough for a bunch of virginial sports journalists.

 

[JC]

She did, but her bra was on. Alas that's enough for a bunch of virginial sports journalists.

No nipple no flash

 

[Vombatus]

She did, but her bra was on. Alas that's enough for a bunch of virginial sports journalists.

Well, that ruins that story a bit. I knew something had happened from SJ folklore.

 

[Fly]

She did, but her bra was on. Alas that's enough for a bunch of virginial sports journalists.

I am not sure all were from Virginial

 

[Vombatus]

Back to (somewhat) legendary topics:

Toronto

JDV meeting ... cran I think.

Moddy and cran and someone else occasionally meeting in NYC.

Sheep!